5 Online Courses You'll Actually Want To Take (One Involves Booze)
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Learning is supposed to be fun. Kids all over the country have learned the hard way recently that school really isn't all that bad when the alternative is sitting at home for months with nobody but your stupid family for company. While things are beginning to open back up, it'll probably still be a while before things are back to normal. In that case, why not use this time to rediscover your love for learning? Lucky for you, we've rounded up five online courses that you'll actually enjoy taking.
Been playing a lot of video games, have you? Well, in this bundle, you'll learn how to actually design your own. Using Unreal Engine, you'll discover how to design levels, animate characters, and much, much more.
If there's one thing that won't change when this quarantine is over, it's the people's love for booze. In this bundle, you have the opportunity to class it up a little, though. You'll learn how to become a mixologist and how to use the best spirits to craft the spiciest, most delicious cocktails. "What a cool and useful person," everyone will say when you're allowed to have parties again.
Take your love of music to the next level by learning music production. Ableton Live 10 is one of the top digital audio workstations in the world, and in this bundle, you'll learn how to create music from scratch with help from a professional producer. Imagine playing your own beats at that party where you're mixing all those spicy cocktails. You'll certainly have your pick of romantic partners of your preferred gender.
If you're more of a thinky type, first of all, good for you. We don't have enough of that, as evidenced by, well, [gestures broadly]. The good news is you don't have to be the smartest person in the room to be the most influential; you just gotta know how to think like the smartest person. This interesting bundle will teach you cognitive hacks and tricks to actually retrain your mind to retain information better, understand problems more completely, and conjure up more creative solutions. You'll be pondering and expounding with the best of 'em in no time.
Who says you have to go into a smelly old music store to learn how to play the guitar? In this bundle, you'll learn the basics of the guitar and progress to more challenging music by actually playing. From music theory to jazz riffing, you'll cover it all, and you won't have to go anywhere near that leather-vested guy behind the counter. You know he's not practicing proper handwashing.