Doctor Jordan is off the clock this week as he slips into something more comfortable and makes us all extremely uncomfortable reading from some incredibly sexy novelizations of the films Rambo First Blood: Part 2, Face/Off, and Halloween.

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Writer: Jordan Breeding
Director of Photography: Caleb Gritsko
Editing: Andy Sowar, Jordan Breeding, Caleb Gritsko
Special Thanks: Devin Byam

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