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We don't know if you've heard of this "coronavirus" thing, but it's pushing millions of people into quarantine. Whether yours is mandated or self-imposed, quarantines can help prevent the spread of the disease, and as a bonus, it probably means you have more time for gaming. You might as well pick up these gaming accessories and prepare to have the best quarantine ever. The best part is they're all an extra 15% off with code SPRINGSAVE15.
Sale Price: $16.99
Price Drop: $13.99
Watch out below! This price keeps falling! With a design based on Nintendo's GameBoy Advance, this fun device comes preloaded with 500 classic games to keep you entertained until it's safe to go outside again, or even after. As you know from the decades of life leading up to this, just because you can leave the house doesn't necessarily mean you should.
Sale Price: $49.99
This fun board game challenges players to compete to win the "trick master" title, which we were disappointed to learn wasn't a real British peerage but still perfectly valid to print on your business cards. As you make your way up the board, you'll test your creativity and dexterity through an endless array of gameplay possibilities. Just make sure to Lysol it frequently.
Sale Price: $19.99
Add a controller to your Xbox One arsenal and start some multiplayer action with a sibling, who has to be getting annoying right about now. You know what they say: busy hands, quiet facehole. This controller is a good deal less expensive than one you'd buy at a store, so there's no excuse not to wreck their insufferable ass.
Sale Price: $16.99
Price Drop: $9.99
This miniature, GameBoy-emulating console comes preloaded with 268 classic games so you can relive those simpler times when the worst you had to worry about was the destruction of the environment.
Sale Price: $23.95
Prefer the simplicity of classic controllers to the complex, newfangled whosits? This Bluetooth Gamepad looks like a SNES controller, allowing you to play your Nintendo Switch, PC games, and more with a familiar wireless controller.
Sale Price: $19.95
The GameBud comes preloaded with 400 classic 8-bit games for endless hours of entertainment, and it fits in your pocket easily, so you can hide it away from potentially germy housemate hands.
Sale Price: $99.99
Love the classic arcade Street Fighter II but can't make it to the local barcade? Play it at home instead with this 12" playable replica. You might wanna play it at home from now on anyway. That barcade has never had a good health department rating.
Sale Price: $103.99
Block out distractions and fully immerse yourself in the game with this high-end headset. With superior sound quality, versatile connectivity, and a crystal clear microphone, you'll get the most out of your isolated gaming experience.
Sale Price: $14.95
Love Nintendo Switch, but not wild about the tiny controllers? This wireless adapter lets you play your Switch with Gamecube, NES, SNES, SFC Classic Edition, and Wii Classic controllers more suitable to your giant (and, we cannot stress this enough, filthy) hands.
Sale Price: $179.99
If you're going to be inside for a while, why not learn a musical instrument? Jamstik 7 is the fun, gamified way to learn the guitar on your own time. You'll emerge from quarantine a sexy, John Mayer-like butterfly.