"Romancing" Animals In Skyrim
Gamers love Skyrim because of how much freedom it gives them. You can explore fantastic landscapes! You can fight fearsome enemies! You can put your penis in a dragon! OK, that last one only works if you've installed the "More Nasty Critters" mod, but we're naturally assuming you have. Behold the Dragonborn pleasing a very happy death hound:
Bethesda Softworks via Mod 6000Yeah, probably a good idea to remove that expensive armor before you stain it.
Ashal, the creator of this mod, claims to be "painfully uninterested in [bestiality]," but felt forced to do this due to popular demand. Sometimes, you have to listen to the people. It wasn't easy to make. He says he had to spend a month "watching bears give oral sex to [his] character." But thanks to his sacrifice, Skyrim fans can now enjoy awkward animations of mighty fantasy warriors getting it on with all manner of beasts, from gargoyles to werewolves to regular cows and goats. Here's a demonstration of the latter:
Bethesda Softworks via RokJust take our word for it.
Ashal has updated his creation to add essential features, such as giving horse penises to the bears, or even letting you see them flaccid. Frankly, it's hard to imagine how people ever managed to play the game without those things. Hopefully, Bethesda is taking notes for Elder Scrolls VI.
Stardew Valley's Townspeople Jerk Off On Schedule
Stardew Valley is supposed to be a rough approximation of what it feels like to live in a small country town, so of course, it was only a matter of time before someone created a mod that adds regular and vigorous masturbation. What quaint village would be complete without it?
Not content with simply letting you know that the town's eligible bachelors masturbate on the regular, the mod went the extra mile and added naked sprites and custom dialogue. You don't have to leave any part of this to your imagination.
ConcernedApe via Girafarig
ConcernedApe via GirafarigReally? That's a lot of corn.