This all might be rendered moot next year, when the site launches with an extended diatribe about how Peter Thiel is secretly Cyber-Dracula, but for now, Gawker 2.0 does have one thing going for it: It's not Elon Musk's forthcoming comedy website, Thud!, aka "No no, you don't understand, we were calling you a pedophile as a joke."
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