Source: The Verge
The news outlets are like that kid who keeps pulling the fire alarm. You can't ignore them completely because you might miss something important. We're all about helping you maintain your sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
Source: CBS News
These hilarious stories should have been taught in every school.
Here are a few historically important sites to which time has been more than unkind.