The news outlets are like that kid who keeps pulling the fire alarm. You can't ignore them completely because you might miss something important. We're all about helping you maintain your sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Elon Musk creates start up with goal to merge human brain with computer

Parents prevent daughter's school shooting plot

Bees swarm Rockies/Padres game

$4 million 200 lbs. gold coin stolen in Germany

Ski resort avalanche in in Japan kills eight

Uber stops self-driving car program after Arizona accident

More than 23,000 Massachusetts drug convictions maybe overturned due to a lab tech forging results

Trump approval rating falls to new 36% low

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