The 15 Most Insane Things Happening Right Now (4/4/17)

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The news outlets are like that kid who keeps pulling the fire alarm. You can't ignore them completely because you might miss something important. We're all about helping you maintain your sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).

Elon Musk creates start up with goal to merge human brain with computer

Alex Jones apologizes for spreading PizzaGate conspiracy theory

Source: CNN

Parents prevent daughter's school shooting plot

Bees swarm Rockies/Padres game

Source: NBC 3

$4 million 200 lbs. gold coin stolen in Germany

Source: BBC

House votes to allow ISPs to use and sell customer data

Ski resort avalanche in in Japan kills eight

Uber stops self-driving car program after Arizona accident

Oakland Raiders relocation to Las Vegas approved

More than 23,000 Massachusetts drug convictions maybe overturned due to a lab tech forging results

Trump approval rating falls to new 36% low

Source: Gallup

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