Source: NBC News
The news is like the endless, vaguely terrifying disclaimers at the end of a prescription drug commercial. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with it all while maintaining their sanity, so we've taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
These hilarious stories should have been taught in every school.
We're so inundated with Trump news that we shrug off scandals that would tank any other president.