It's not just you. It's gotten a little weird, out there. Even the news seems like an Orwellian fever dream. No reasonable person can be expected to keep up with every headline while maintaining their sanity, so we have taken it upon ourselves to quickly summarize the most important and/or ridiculous news stories from the last week (or so).
It's hard out there for millionaire purveyors of garbage pizza.
Bawitdaba, pass the green beans.