Time, creepy-ass dolls, sci-fi classics, 90s pop bands. They all hold dark mysteries. And you were all over that crap last week.

6 Misleading Assumptions You Make About Quiet People

"Oh, you're quiet? That must be because you're not comfortable with yourself. Here, let me help you leave your shell so that you can finally dance on the bar like you've always wanted to." - Annoying People

10 Cracked Posts Everyone Went Nuts Over Last Week - 10/11

"There's a common assumption that all quiet people really want to be talkative, but can't be. They just lack confidence, or are really bad with words, but if you just reached out a helping hand and gave them a gentle push, you could rescue them from their silent prison, from which they must constantly look out in misery at normal people talking and enjoying themselves."


"If this sounds like your kind of thing, head on over to Kampung Monyet, and ask the shadiest guy on the street where a guy could go to stare into the face of madness and everything that's worst in humanity. You're either going to a monkey show or the room he rents behind the butcher shop."


How A Pop Band Tricked 9 Million Americans Into Being Nazis

From the name of the band (Keroman Submarine Base) to the video for "All That She Wants" - there's plenty of evidence that Ace of Base's pop had Nazi overtones.

...UNDER THE RIGHT CIRCUMSTANCES, THE AMERICAN PUBLIC IS CAPABLE OF COMPLETELY IGNORING GOR MISSINGOBVIOUSLY HATEFUL MESSAGES, PROVIDED THEY'RE BEING

"If some piece of shit Nazi started a pop band with the intent of spreading Nazi propaganda subliminally to the masses and thought he was so much smarter than everyone else that he could slip a Nazi reference right into his band's name without anyone noticing, 'Ace of Base' is close to an ideal choice."


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