Caviar is so synonymous with blingy meals that people don't even stop to consider they are consuming brined fish ova. If it wasn't for generations of marketing on this product, it would likely hold a place next to balut for the next Fear Factor eating challenge.
Beluga caviar is considered top of the line, and there is actually a specific type of specially farmed Iranian beluga called Almas whose eggs are prized above all others. These sturgeons have lived between 60 and 100 years without procreating, which qualifies them as nature's first underwater Crazy Cat Lady.
A pound container of that will run you $12,500, but courtesy of a recent U.N. ban on the international trade of caviar from this region of the world the market value will get goosed up considerably. We can only hope there won't be a similar embargo on Ritz crackers. You don't need a small fortune to know those crack wafers hold dominion above all lesser crackers.Cost so far:
($50 + $781.25) = $831.25 (Based on 1oz)