Some aliens I like are ALF, E.T. and Punky Brewster. Some aliens I do NOT like are Darth Vader, any of Darth Vader' friends and Mork.
(You again have illegal aliens confused with space aliens. This sentence is completely random and should be removed from the speech. Also, for your information, Punky Brewster was not an alien.)
That' why I'm announcing a bold new initiative to keep Mexicans, both legal and illegal (illegal only!)
out of our county (country)
. It is a super long picket fence (check the blue prints, I don't think it will be a picket fence)
, approximately a yard to five thousand feet tall (there is a huge difference between one yard and five thousand feet. You need a more precise measurement)
It will be several feet long
and there will be signs all over it that say "do not climb," both in American and in that retarded gibberish they speak down there (lets go with English and Spanish here)
. We should also build a huge skateboard ramp next to it, so people could jump it like that one guy did to that great wall in China. Then, the only illegal immigrants we'd get would be awesome skateboarders. (I think you might want to reassess this plan.)
Right in front of me is something called a bill. It' not a person named Bill, like most of you think.