Hello, people. We've been getting a lot of reader emails suggesting that we publish a round-up of each week's articles. And while we hate, hate, hate, to take advice from anyone, you guys have been pretty persistent. Here's one such email randomly pulled from the e-pile:
Dear CRACKED editors,
I'm a very busy man with many daily meetings and conference calls with rich investors. During the workweek, I don't have a spare minute to read the top-shelf humor on your online web site. I do however possess a small window of free time on the weekend.
Is there any way you can publish an easily click throughable, weekly recap? Call it "A CRACKED Week in Review" or "This Week in CRACKED" or "Saturday Grabbag Humor Jubilee." Doesn't matter what the title is, just give me the past week's funny all on one page. If you don't, I swear I'll buy your Internet site and turn it into a Boz Scaggs fansite. How would'ya like that?
A Most Likely Fictional Businessman
As much as we'd love to edit a Boz Scaggs fansite for a living, we figured it's in our best interest to give this dude what he wants. So here it is, the "CRACKED's Weekly Humor Round-up Jubilee," or whatever.
You don't make astonishing amounts of money without ending up a jerk in some way.
Even our most popular forms of entertainment can treat their employees like absolute trash.
The news spent weeks reporting on these giant scandals without bothering to mention the stupidest parts.
Being at the top of your game can really drag you down.