13 Accomplishments in the History of Vulgarity

We’re guessing the first words ever spoken weren’t curse words, but to properly convey strong emotions, naughty words must’ve come soon after. Were those strong words considered “bad words”? We might never know, but over the centuries, you best believe some of our rowdier ancestors were all about them, and our pious ones… Not so much. We know that the first “swear words” appeared in English writing just before the 15th century, but we’re pretty sure it didn’t have a “parental advisory” sticker slapped on it. Think of that innocent, impressional little lad who stumbled upon that smut. Tisk tisk.

It’s just so hard to believe that as late as the 1980s, people were getting arrested for obscenity in the United States of America! Isn’t free speech a cornerstone of the country’s philosophy? We won’t get into that whole messy debate right now. Today, we’re just here to celebrate cuss words, obscenity, and overall lewd behavior with these 13 accomplishments in the history of vulgarity.

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