Cracked Archive - Science

Humans Are Evolving? Not So Fast.
Humans might evolve no further. Good.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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15 Cute Lil' Critters That Are Filled With Deadly Poison
The most Instagram-worthy death dealers nature has to offer.
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- By Eli Yudin
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Cracked's Eatin' Weird - 4 Ways Food And Fitness Culture Overcomplicate Things
As fitness science improves, so does its love of snake oil.
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- By Ivan Farkas
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How Vikings Used Onion Soup To Find Out If People Would Die
The soup tasted so bad, the patient welcomed death.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Cracked's Eatin' Weird - 4 Wrong Things We Believe About Food
Today we answer your burning food-based questions (beyond just "Is this mayo still good?")
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- By Ivan Farkas
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The Lie Detector's Inventor Married The First Person He Questioned
The device measuring her heartrate actually detected ... love.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 People Who Succeeded At The One Thing They Couldn't Physically Do
You can play the violin with your feet, and paint with your mouth.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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CAT Scans Only Exist Because Of The Beatles
The Beatles were cool cats.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Bees Are Fish, Affirms California Court
The legal system is broken (to favor bees).
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- By Ryan Menezes
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5 Portals To Other Worlds (Right Here On Planet Earth)
Our own planet is filled with weirdo places that look like distant worlds.
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- By Justin Crockett
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Someone Actually Lifted A House With Balloons Like In 'Up'
They set a world record in the process.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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You're All Summerpilled: Why It's Actually The Worst Season
You can eat ice cream whenever! Wake up, people!
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- By Eli Yudin
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No, 98.6 Degrees Isn't The Normal Human Body Temperature
In fact, our average temperature keeps dropping.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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A Fake Dino Park Fooled Scientists
Crazy billionaire closing dinos? Sounds legit.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Jurassic Park's Science Actually Works (To Make Beer)
They tried saving lives. That failed, so they made beer.
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- By Ryan Menezes
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