We all love science, sure, but it sure is stupid hard at times.
Pigs are intelligent and resilient animals, but not if we eat them as fast as humanly possible.
If we teach you anything today, it's that swans are wretched beasts.
Elephants can imitate human speech. Why didn't anybody tell us this sooner?
We've got some good news and some bad news. Actually, it's all bad news.
Under further examination, though, the situation might not have been as romantic as initially assumed.
To the shock of everybody (and nobody, at the same time), booze might just not be that great for us.
Scientists get up to all sorts of nonsense if we let them. Because they're evil, and very thirsty.
"I'm waiting ... " -- The cuttlefish during the experiment, probably
We're not saying it's aliens, but ...
Don't sweat the small stuff ...
The beliefs maybe questionable, but science may have an answer ...