31 of the Funniest Reasons People Were Dumped

By:: Ian Garner

October 18, 2023

“It’s not you, it’s me” and “you deserve better” have become cliché. People are now coming up with much more creative reasons for ending a relationship. For example: One person was dumped because of the headlights on their car. Another got broken up with because they made their partner smile too much.

Those are just a couple of the bizarre explanations these Redditors have been given for why their relationship couldn’t possibly last. And while there are likely rational reasons bubbling beneath the surface that went unsaid, it’s much more entertaining to take these excuses at face value.

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