30 Berserk Gifts (That Are Real)

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According to our research, if you're reading Cracked you're likely to be a sort of monocle-wearing fat cat just hemorrhaging money wherever you go. For this reason, we asked our readers to put together a holiday gift list to ease your shopping this season, and gave $200 to the most ridiculous item ...

Entry by woweewow

YOURS! FOR ONLY 899 ($1470 USD) LIFE-SIZED! WHIP SOLD SEPARATELY. PERVERT. CRACKEDCOMT

Entry by phuhknees

Robby The Robot This is the 7-foot tall genuine Special Edition Life-Sized Robby The Robot. Fully animatronic and remote controlled he's got the bells

There are FOUR contests for you to choose from. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all four and quadruple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Photoplasty winner gets 10,000 pennies; image macro winner gets 20,000!

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