30 Berserk Gifts (That Are Real)

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According to our research, if you're reading Cracked you're likely to be a sort of monocle-wearing fat cat just hemorrhaging money wherever you go. For this reason, we asked our readers to put together a holiday gift list to ease your shopping this season, and gave $200 to the most ridiculous item ...

Entry by mkad

Oh, you got your kid a racecar bed? That's SO cute... Yeah, our son sleeps in a Jedi Starfighter, but yours is fine too, I'm sure. CRACKED.COM ($6.000

Entry by ikcaj

The World's Most Expensive IV Dinner Sishpie Hungry. Condoners can hae thiis single sering of flofster. scallops, sal mon aE oysters, toppedurth Belug

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