30 Berserk Gifts (That Are Real)

If you're reading Cracked you're likely to be a sort of monocle-wearing fat cat just hemorrhaging money wherever you go. This is for you.
30 Berserk Gifts (That Are Real)

According to our research, if you're reading Cracked you're likely to be a sort of monocle-wearing fat cat just hemorrhaging money wherever you go. For this reason, we asked our readers to put together a holiday gift list to ease your shopping this season, and gave $200 to the most ridiculous item ...

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30 Berserk Gifts (That Are Real)
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