30 Berserk Gifts (That Are Real)
If you're reading Cracked you're likely to be a sort of monocle-wearing fat cat just hemorrhaging money wherever you go. This is for you.
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According to our research, if you're reading Cracked you're likely to be a sort of monocle-wearing fat cat just hemorrhaging money wherever you go. For this reason, we asked our readers to put together a holiday gift list to ease your shopping this season, and gave $200 to the most ridiculous item ...
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![Cost for a round trip to the International Space Station- $35.000,000 Cost to skip ahead of others on waiting list for the same trip -$5,000,000 Cost](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/8/9/225389.jpg?v=1)
![Ticain VIPGINGALACTIE Nothing says 'I love you' more than a $250,000/person trip to space via Virgin Galactic](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/7/5/225375.jpg?v=1)
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![Want to get your kid a model train for Christmas? How about this intricately-detailed scale model replica of the Santa Fe LEGACY 2-10-10-2 steam locom](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/9/5/225395.jpg?v=1)
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![A pair of good speakers? Opulence from Moon Audio 1,111,111 LLO ueilt SYou can even choose a color to match your interior](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/8/1/225381.jpg?v=1)
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![CRAGKEDCOM Have you ever wanted to dance on a giant piano like Tom Hanks in Big? Of course you have. And now you can. $14.000 Three Octave Monster Pia](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/4/3/225343.jpg?v=1)
![Tired of always trying to come up with that special gift for the would-be James Bond villain in your life who already has everything, save for a secre](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/4/1/225341.jpg?v=1)
![Robby The Robot This is the 7-foot tall genuine Special Edition Life-Sized Robby The Robot. Fully animatronic and remote controlled he's got the bells](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/3/9/225339.jpg?v=1)
![BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS GET THE HELL OFF MY PROPERIY! MORE THAN A REAL ANTI-TANK GUN *IN PERFECT TECHNICAL CONDITION. LOCATED IN SOFIA. BULGARIA FOR ONLY](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/3/3/225333.jpg?v=1)
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![Give 8lbs of someone the finest ham in the world. Jamon lberico de Bellota. for only $2.120.49 (Yeah. I also wonder what the 49 cents is for.) CRACKED](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/1/7/225317.jpg?v=1)
![CRACKEDCON TUBBOATS HOT Why give flowers, chocolates, or jewelry as a gift when you can give a freakin' HOT TUB BOAT! Yeah, you read that right. Buy t](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/3/1/5/225315.jpg?v=1)
![Want to test your loved one's chances in the coming ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE ZED EVENTS ZZSW and others will drop your significant other right into the middl](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/2/9/3/225293.jpg?v=1)
![Spotting a gap in the market Japanese engineers developed a 13 -foot- tall. 4.4 -ton, diesel- -powered robot called Kuratas (classic Japan!) IT can fi](https://s3.crackedcdn.com/phpimages/pictofact/2/9/9/225299.jpg?v=1)