Heroes have to suffer through origin stories, in which we watch them fumble with their newfound powers like a virgin with a bra strap. Meanwhile, villains not invented by George Lucas show up at the scene of the crime in all black, and pretend like they were born this suavely menacing. We asked you to even the score with the magic of image manipulation. The winner of our 5,000 penny prize is below, but first the runners up ...
by Ted E.