21 Things We Secretly Suspect about the Opposite Sex

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We tend to do our most intense thinking about the opposite sex during college while drunk and during adolescence when we'd probably be better off drunk. But being spectacularly ill-equipped to draw conclusions has never stopped man and womankind before.

We asked you to show us some of the most ill-advised suspicions the sexes have about one another. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

Entry by Unept

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Entry by maluba

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Entry by Tylorp

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Entry by madh0us3

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Entry by BlondeFury

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There are three contests for you to choose from. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread, or submit to all three and triple your chances of becoming rich and famous. Winner gets 5,000 pennies.

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