We tend to do our most intense thinking about the opposite sex during college while drunk and during adolescence when we'd probably be better off drunk. But being spectacularly ill-equipped to draw conclusions has never stopped man and womankind before.

We asked you to show us some of the most ill-advised suspicions the sexes have about one another. The winner is below, but first the runners up ...

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