14 Medications That’d Make Modern Life Way More Bearable

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We've got pills that will cure your headache, stomach ache, make you study, take away your anxiety, and make you blowout last nights Zaxby's like your butt suddenly flipped into Niagara Falls mode. And that's just the teeny, tiny tip of the healthcare industry iceberg.

Still, for as disturbingly large as the healthcare industry's umbrella is, we're still missing out on some essentials. Things like ...

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