15 Brian Regan Jokes for the Hall of Fame

“The lamest crime is loitering. You imagine a guy with a 30-page rap sheet that’s all loitering. What do you do with a guy like that? Throw him in jail, where he can’t go anywhere?”

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14 Medications That’d Make Modern Life Way More Bearable

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Still, for as disturbingly large as the healthcare industry's umbrella is, we're still missing out on some essentials. Things like ...

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