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It's not uncommon: Sometimes life stresses you out, so you need a little buzz to take the edge off. That's when you reach into the drawer, grab your wife's pantyhose to conceal your identity, go over to your mother's house, and steal all her mothballs so you can huff the fumes and get high as kite.

If you think that's farfetched, then you have no idea. As part of our court-mandated community service, we enlisted our readers to help us show you some of the most terrifying ways you can get messed up on this planet. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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Entry by Zapp Rowsdower

Entry 20
by Zapp Rowsdower

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Entry by Pedgerow

Entry 19
by Pedgerow

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Entry by evilsarah

Entry 2
by evilsarah

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And the winner is ...

Congrats, CZM. You win money.

Entry 1
by CZM

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