It's not uncommon: Sometimes life stresses you out, so you need a little buzz to take the edge off. That's when you reach into the drawer, grab your wife's pantyhose to conceal your identity, go over to your mother's house, and steal all her mothballs so you can huff the fumes and get high as kite.

If you think that's farfetched, then you have no idea. As part of our court-mandated community service, we enlisted our readers to help us show you some of the most terrifying ways you can get messed up on this planet. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by AM Smiley

A large bottle of hand sanitizer contains the same amount of alcohol as 32 vodka shots. One woman in Connecticut drank half a bottle of sanitizer and

Entry by mkad

CRACKEDCON YABA & Produced largely in Myanmar, and sold mostly to her neighbors, yaba is a pill that is burned and inhaled, comprised largely of caffe

Entry by dritjon

CRACKED.COM DUE TO RISING LIQUOR PRICES, RUssia HAS SEEN AN INCREASE RUSSIAN IN SURROGATE ALCOHOL ABUSE . TANDARD PEOPLE ARE DRINKING AFTERSHAVE AND C

Entry by Gzam14

PACO OR COCAINE PASTE IS A POPULAR DRUG IN ARGENTINA. PERU AND CHILE. CONSUMED MOSTLY BY POOR PEOPLE DUE TO THE LOW PRICE. The PRICE IS LOW BECAUS

Entry by Red_Black

CRACKEDa CON -DOSIQG IS when You lsten to audIo flles made to get yoU high by USING binaural beats to mess with your head. It's commnonly slipped into

Entry by CZM

KROKODIL Russian heroin addicts who can't afford another hit turn to desomorphine. It can be cooked at home from OTC codeine and cheap chemicals like

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