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The 20 Most Terrifying Ways Anyone Ever Got High

By:: Cracked Plasticians

March 11, 2015

It's not uncommon: Sometimes life stresses you out, so you need a little buzz to take the edge off. That's when you reach into the drawer, grab your wife's pantyhose to conceal your identity, go over to your mother's house, and steal all her mothballs so you can huff the fumes and get high as kite.

If you think that's farfetched, then you have no idea. As part of our court-mandated community service, we enlisted our readers to help us show you some of the most terrifying ways you can get messed up on this planet. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

20 Entry by Zapp Rowsdower

CRACKEDO Pruno, aka prison wine, is made from leftover or discarded food allowed to ferment in a plastic bag. In 2004, a concoction made from potato

19 Entry by Pedgerow

CRACKED COMT AYAHUASCA is brewed in Colombia from a local vine and a hallucinogenic shrub. Alongside its psychotropic effects, it is well- known for

18 Entry by AM Smiley

A large bottle of hand sanitizer contains the same amount of alcohol as 32 vodka shots. One woman in Connecticut drank half a bottle of sanitizer and

17 Entry by Giovenna Bianca Sipalay

COM Meet the kids known as the RUGBY BOYS they are a common (they are everywhere) group of gang of street children found in the Philippines who are ad

16 Entry by AM Smiley

A 35-year-old prisoner caught, killed, and smoked LIZARDS to get high. He would pull out their internal organs and burn them, then take the charred re

15 Entry by mkad

CRACKEDCON YABA & Produced largely in Myanmar, and sold mostly to her neighbors, yaba is a pill that is burned and inhaled, comprised largely of caffe

14 Entry by AM Smiley

The effects of eating ichthyoallyeinotoxict fishes, such as certain mullet, goatfish, tangs, damsels and rabbitfish, are reported to be as strong as L

13 Entry by woweewow

CRACKED COM MOTHBALL ABUSE While not the teen epidemic some journalists Kills might have you believe, mothball abuse and Clothes moth addiction has be

12 Entry by dritjon

CRACKED.COM DUE TO RISING LIQUOR PRICES, RUssia HAS SEEN AN INCREASE RUSSIAN IN SURROGATE ALCOHOL ABUSE . TANDARD PEOPLE ARE DRINKING AFTERSHAVE AND C

11 Entry by davidomurchadha

CRACKED COM US sailors during WWI used to drink 180-proof torpedo fuel known as Torpedo Juice 1.3 3A1 To prevent this, the Navy added croton oil whi

10 Entry by Hofnarr

CRACKEDCONT Flashblood In parts of Africa desperate heroin USEIS have begun resorting to injecting the blood of others in order to gCt high. One perso

9 Entry by Gzam14

PACO OR COCAINE PASTE IS A POPULAR DRUG IN ARGENTINA. PERU AND CHILE. CONSUMED MOSTLY BY POOR PEOPLE DUE TO THE LOW PRICE. The PRICE IS LOW BECAUS

8 Entry by AM Smiley

DMT MAKES EOPLE SEE ALIENS. Dimethyltryptamine is found in many species of plants and is often used in South American shamanistic practices. One commo

7 Entry by dritjon

VARIOUS TRIBES IN SIBERIA USE THE FLYAGARIC MUSHROOMAS A PSYCHODELIC ELEMENT. BUT THE USE WAS RESTRICTED ONLYTO SHAMANS, WHO USED IT TO ACHIEVE A TRAN

6 Entry by Zapp Rowsdower

GRACK The Tupolev TU-22 Blinder. a supersonic bomber built by the USSR in the sixties. was nicknamed the booze carrier by Soviet military personnel

5 Entry by AM Smiley

Reople in Sudan get high on giraffe liver. Umm Nyolokh, a compound made from the liver and bone marrow of giraffes, is believed to contain traces of p

4 Entry by AM Smiley

PURPLE DRANK OR SIZZURP IS THE COMBINATION OF CODEINE COUGH SYRUP MIXED WITH MOUNTAIN DEW OR SPRITE AND SOMETIMES A JOLLY RANCHER CANDY OR TWO). It wa

3 Entry by Red_Black

CRACKEDa CON -DOSIQG IS when You lsten to audIo flles made to get yoU high by USING binaural beats to mess with your head. It's commnonly slipped into

2 Entry by evilsarah

DRAMAMINE TRIP Overdosing on motion sickness medication causes a euphoric and often hallucinogenic state. This became popular among American teens bec

1 Entry by CZM

KROKODIL Russian heroin addicts who can't afford another hit turn to desomorphine. It can be cooked at home from OTC codeine and cheap chemicals like

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