The 20 Most Amazing Things Only Rich Jerks Can Afford

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We aren't going to say money is everything, but we are going to say you aren't living unless you have a remote control toilet.

We asked our readers to help find some gadgets that you'll likely have to donate organs and commit credit card fraud to buy. But, yo, it'd be totally worth it. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

Entry by SeaMan

Is life on land too boring? Is scuba diving too mainstream? GRau For $2.7 million, you can explore the ocean floor and swim with the fishes in this Fi

Entry by monkeylamp

Are you agoraphobic? Do you miss clouds? For only $4,000 you can buy The Mirror or Luminous Sky Portal 3D HD clouds are projected onto the mirrored 36

Entry by BRWombat

Does YOUR toilet have a remote control? Meet the Kohler Numi: gfas It features a motion-activated cover & seat, advanced bidet with self-cleaning wand

There are FIVE chances for you to win some cold, hard Internet dollars. Click on the prompt that catches your fancy, and post your entry in the thread. Or submit to all of them and increase your chances of becoming rich and famous. (Photoplasty winners gets 10,000 pennies, GIF winners get 15,000 and macro winners get 20,000!)

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