The Funniest Leslie Jones Jokes and Moments for the Comedy Hall of Fame

‘How am I gonna stop texting? Don’t say, ‘Don’t text,’ ‘cause you can’t tell somebody who keeps texting, ‘Don’t text!’ Oh, delete the number? What am I gonna do, delete my brain?’

Authors: By Dan Fritschie
Published: March 21, 2023
Comments: 1

‘South Park’ Went Way Too Hard on Paris Hilton, Says Paris Hilton

It turns out people don’t like it when Matt Stone makes their cartoon chihuahua kill itself

Authors: By Keegan Kelly
Published: March 21, 2023
Comments: 4

4 People Seemingly Exempt From Known Medical Science

This is what we in the medical profession refer to as a ‘mindfreak’

Authors: By Eli Yudin
Published: March 21, 2023
Comments: 3

Jimmy O’Brien on Making Funny Sports Videos, Not Being a Talk-Radio Blowhard and Why He’s a Proud Mama’s Boy

The man behind Jomboy Media’s viral YouTube videos looks ahead to a new baseball season while reflecting on ‘The Slap’ and his disinterest in generating hot takes

Authors: By Tim Grierson
Published: March 21, 2023
Comments: 0

6 Delicious Revenge Plots That Are Really Only Deliciously Pathetic

Sometimes, revenge is a dish best not served at all

Authors: By Ryan Menezes
Published: March 21, 2023
Comments: 13

The 20 Most Amazing Things Only Rich Jerks Can Afford

By:: Cracked Plasticians

February 16, 2015

We aren't going to say money is everything, but we are going to say you aren't living unless you have a remote control toilet.

We asked our readers to help find some gadgets that you'll likely have to donate organs and commit credit card fraud to buy. But, yo, it'd be totally worth it. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...