We aren't going to say money is everything, but we are going to say you aren't living unless you have a remote control toilet.

We asked our readers to help find some gadgets that you'll likely have to donate organs and commit credit card fraud to buy. But, yo, it'd be totally worth it. The winner is below, but first the runners-up ...

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