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Idiotic Real World Uses of Awesome Fictional Technology

Yeah, those gadgets look cool when they're used in some cartoon or sci-fi blockbuster. But put the most badass gadgetry imaginable in the hands of mankind's remedial track, and the scientific community will be shouting, "This is why we can't have nice things!!!" faster than the Internet.

We asked you to show us just how retarded things would get. The winner is below, but first the runners up.


by The Machete


by Monkeygame7


by cliffharr


by Darksaber


by Lt.Kael


by Bishopwhitet


by thewinekone


by Tzimisce


by the_mad_butcher


by abebuckingham


by Matt Gallagher


by BRWombat


by dabizo79


by 8ballreader


by A-Ron


by Moneypenny


by BRWombat


by dkat


by A-Ron

And the winner is ...

Congrats, TheSpoonyBard. You win money.

by TheSpoonyBard

Want in on this?

We're not just talking about picking the color of their fur, either. Imagine if they could build a brand new pet for people from the ground up, any shape or size. What features would you take from what animals and more importantly, how big would their balls be? Show us with Photoshop, post it in the forum. You might win $50.

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