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  • Real Name: Jay Pinkerton
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: December 31st, 1969
  • Last Seen: December 31st, 1969 4:00 pm
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About jay-pinkerton_contributor

I have not yet written an 'About Me' because I am busy fighting crime with the power of DANCE!

Articles

  1. If St. Patrick's Day Had Greeting Cards
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 168,012 views
  2. Action Hero Showdown: Why John Rambo is the Baddest Man Ever Captured on Film
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 245,426 views
  3. Marvel Comics vs. Science: 5 of the Most Absurd Superhero Origins
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 2,601,944 views
  4. 8 Summer Blockbusters Guaranteed to Disappoint
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 481,295 views
  5. Three Things George Clooney Really Likes
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 26,761 views
  6. Bat Battle: Who's The Best Movie Batman?
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 1,347,615 views
  7. An Alcohol Coma: Your Ticket To a Good Night's Sleep
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 70,839 views
  8. Comedies That Should Have Been Awesome (And Weren't)
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 426,357 views
  9. Things I Learned in Prison (Rape-Related and Otherwise)
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 176,963 views
  10. Action Hero Showdown: Who's The Biggest Bad Ass to Ever Appear on Film?
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 203,734 views
  11. St. Patrick's Day Greeting Cards
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 6,288 views
  12. St. Patrick's Day Exposed
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 13,920 views
  13. Just-Announced Recalls for Celebrity-Endorsed Products
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 72,372 views
  14. Things Val Kilmer Whispers to Himself in the Shower
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 16,772 views
  15. Introducing the Larry Holmes GrillMaster XL!
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 14,786 views
  16. 6 Insane Christmas Traditions From Around the World
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 168,107 views
  17. So You've Been Pushed Naked Out of a Plane
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 91,668 views
  18. Proper Grooming With Steve T. Ape
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 5,204 views
  19. Stupendous Man Returns
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 18,364 views
  20. The 8 Best "Guilty Pleasure" Comedies of All-Time
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 234,630 views
  21. The Da Vinci Conundrum
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 24,331 views
  22. Some Helpful Suggestions For My Boss
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 28,743 views
  23. How To Do Your Taxes (Like You F#@king Mean It)
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 52,243 views
  24. Order Now!
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 9,049 views
  25. Dorfeldt
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 9,179 views
  26. St. Patrick's Day Greeting Cards
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 7,340 views
  27. Cracked's Oscar Rundown (Part One)
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 21,451 views
  28. Spring Movie Preview
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 14,080 views
  29. Contested Pieces from Frey Memoir
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 4,779 views
  30. Review: Looking for Comedy in the Muslim World
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 16,245 views
  31. Wire-Tapping For Freedom
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 4,964 views
  32. Stupendous Man, Volume 2
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 6,935 views
  33. So You're Being Attacked by C.H.U.D.
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 40,693 views
  34. Jay Pinkerton takes a crack at A Christmas Carol
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 5,757 views
  35. Bloomberg's Transit Strike Contingency Plan
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 3,230 views
  36. CRACKED FAQ: The Chronicles of Narnia
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 32,765 views
  37. How to Speak to Brazilian Women
    By: Jay Pinkerton | | 55,857 views

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