Honest St. Patrick's Day Greeting Cards

Why doesn't St. Patty's day have greeting cards like the holiday celebrating St. Valentine? For a lot of very, very good reasons.


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If you liked that, you just might enjoy these Honest Valentine's Day Cards. Then go read Ross Wolinsky's additions to the Catholic Church's All-New 7 Deadly Sins (with a video of a Chilean tranny dwarf dressed up as Amy Winehouse thrown in for good measure).

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