Why doesn't St. Patty's day have greeting cards like the holiday celebrating St. Valentine? For a lot of very, very good reasons.
If you liked that, you just might enjoy these Honest Valentine's Day Cards. Then go read Ross Wolinsky's additions to the Catholic Church's All-New 7 Deadly Sins (with a video of a Chilean tranny dwarf dressed up as Amy Winehouse thrown in for good measure).
Fool me once ...
Not everyone WANTS to be famous.
Tour guides don't tell you all the gruesome stuff that goes down at famous locations.