Robert Brockway

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  • Real Name: Robert Brockway
  • Location: Portland, OR
  • Member Since: October 1st, 2007
  • Last Seen: April 13th, 2014 10:25 am
  • Personal tag line: The gentleman's choice for dick jokes.
  • Message board posts: 6,457
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About Robert Brockway

Robert Brockway is a Senior Editor and columnist for Cracked.com. He is the author of two books, the cyberpunk novel Rx: A Tale of Electronegativity, and the comedic non-fiction essay collection Everything is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead. He lives in Portland, Oregon, with his wife Meagan and their two dogs, Detectives Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh. He has been known, on occasion, to have a beard.

You can find more from Robert on his own site, http://www.robertbrockway.net.

Articles

Columns

The Truth About Guns and Video Games

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Why We're Obsessed with the Apocalypse

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5 Surprising Upsides to Getting Married

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The 10-Year-Old's Guide to Fighting

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7 Bizarre Sounds From Outer Space

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EXTRA! Mario Lopez has no soul!

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Quantum Leap: The R Rated Version

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8 Amazing Stories of Ninja Failure

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The 8 Manliest Images on the Internet

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The Holy Bible: A Book Review

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The Worst Book Review Ever

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What Happened To Ross?

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How Not To Write A Cracked Article

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New Column! Holy Shit!

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