Robert Brockway

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  • Real Name: Robert Brockway
  • Location: Portland, OR
  • Member Since: October 1st, 2007 01:00 pm
  • Last Seen: September 27th, 2016 04:33 pm
  • Personal tag line: The gentleman's choice for dick jokes.
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About Robert Brockway

Robert Brockway is a Senior Editor and columnist for He is the author of The Unnoticeables from Tor Books (released July 7th, 2015), the cyberpunk novel Rx: A Tale of Electronegativity, and the comedic non-fiction essay collection Everything is Going to Kill Everybody: The Terrifyingly Real Ways the World Wants You Dead. He lives in Portland, Oregon, with his wife Meagan and their two dogs, Detectives Martin Riggs and Roger Murtaugh. He has been known, on occasion, to have a beard.

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