Pauli Poisuo has sealed his brain in a needle, which is in an egg, which is in a duck, which is in a hare, which is in an iron chest, which is guarded by a beast that only speaks in dick jokes. Solve its three riddles and your greatest question will be answered.
(Spoiler: the answer is "giraffes." The answer is always "giraffes.")
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