Collision

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  • Real Name: Poisuo
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: September 25th, 2008
  • Last Seen: May 24th, 2012 12:32 pm
  • Personal tag line: The villagers kept it in a cage behind the old barn. It ate mostly pins.
  • Message board posts: 1,122

About Collision

I am a freelance editor and writer for Cracked.com. If you'd like to contact me about business or otherwise, I can be reached at: theunpronounceable@gmail.com

This is where I rant about fitness and lack thereof: yearofthefatbastard.tumblr.com

This is where my rants are shorter: https://twitter.com/poisuo

I also very very very VERY occasionally remember to update this: theunpronounceable.wordpress.com

Articles

  1. 5 Ridiculous Origins of Famous Urban Legends
    By: Pauli Poisuo, M. Asher Cantrell | | 1,013,586 views
  2. 5 Terrifying Killers (That Turned Out to be Mass Panics)
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 773,584 views
  3. 6 New Age Cures That Aren't As Full Of Crap As You Think
    By: Pauli Poisuo, Alexia Franklin | | 929,132 views
  4. 6 Historical Events That Are Way More Modern Than You Think
    By: Robert Evans, Pauli Poisuo, Jacopo della Quercia , Xavier Jackson | | 1,002,145 views
  5. 5 People From History Who Were Absurdly Hard to Kill
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 1,020,778 views
  6. 6 Abandoned Places That Will Make Awesome Supervillain Lairs
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 1,159,810 views
  7. 8 Humans Whose Eating Habits Would Make a Goat Puke
    By: Pauli Poisuo, Elliot Crossan , Karl Smallwood | | 1,369,576 views
  8. 6 Painful Things Nobody Tells You About Fighting
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 1,340,349 views
  9. The 6 Least Impressive Ways Anyone Ever Got Rich
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 1,157,275 views
  10. 7 Physical Mutations That Helped Famous Careers
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 1,190,866 views
  11. 6 Badass Jobs That You're Probably Already Qualified to Do
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 1,193,171 views
  12. 7 Bizarre Trends That Predict an Economic Collapse
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 1,040,529 views
  13. 5 Insane Doctors From History Who Put House to Shame
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 965,716 views
  14. 6 Extreme Sports You Won't Believe Anyone Survives
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 712,667 views
  15. 8 Terrifying Robots Now Stalking Your Local Hospital
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 420,912 views
  16. 5 Sci-Fi Medical Procedures We'll Have in Our Lifetime
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 871,035 views
  17. The 6 Most Horrifying Lies The Food Industry is Feeding You
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 3,546,827 views
  18. 7 Famous 'Unsolved' Mysteries (Science Solved Years Ago)
    By: Pauli Poisuo, M. Asher Cantrell | | 1,453,447 views
  19. 6 Great Products For Making Your Pet Hate You
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 707,693 views
  20. 6 Beneficial Things They Made You Stop Doing in School
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 1,310,164 views
  21. 6 Insane DiY Surgeries You Won't Believe Actually Worked
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 953,151 views
  22. 10 Famous Unsolved Mysteries Easily Explained by Science
    By: Pauli Poisuo, M. Asher Cantrell | | 1,466,172 views
  23. The 14 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Statues in the World
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 1,604,609 views
  24. 7 Horrible Ways The Universe Can Destroy Us Without Warning
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 1,559,874 views
  25. 6 Ways Nature Cleans Up Our Messes Better Than We Do
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 863,501 views
  26. 6 Beauty Products that Qualify as Torture
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 839,826 views
  27. 6 Brilliant Inventions That Look Like Gag Gifts
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 1,186,340 views
  28. 7 Bizarre Products for Dressing Up Your Genitals
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 1,198,300 views
  29. 6 Diet Fads For People Who Will Try Anything Except Exercise
    By: Pauli Poisuo | | 660,561 views

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