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  • Real Name: Pauli Poisuo
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  • Member Since: September 25th, 2008 10:15 am
  • Last Seen: February 25th, 2015 10:46 am
  • Personal tag line: The villagers kept it in a cage behind the old barn. It ate mostly pins.
  • Message board posts: 1,693

About Collision

Pauli Poisuo has sealed his brain in a needle, which is in an egg, which is in a duck, which is in a hare, which is in an iron chest, which is guarded by a beast that only speaks in dick jokes. Solve its three riddles and your greatest question will be answered.
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