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  • Real Name: Pauli Poisuo
  • Location: I haven't provided my location. Sorry!
  • Member Since: September 25th, 2008
  • Last Seen: October 20th, 2014 11:27 am
  • Personal tag line: The villagers kept it in a cage behind the old barn. It ate mostly pins.
  • Message board posts: 1,635

About Collision

Pauli Poisuo has sealed his brain in a needle, which is in an egg, which is in a duck, which is in a hare, which is in an iron chest, which is guarded by a beast that only speaks in dick jokes. Solve its three riddles and your greatest question will be answered.
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