chrisscott Canada
- Real Name:
- Chris Scott
- Member Since:
- December 08, 2008
About Me
I am a used bookstore owner who lives in a small midwestern town (thanks, Penthouse!) I'm a totally failed actress (in CANADIAN! film yet). I used to be a staff writer for the Canadian laserdisc publication Home Movies Magazine and I won a Saskatchewan Writers' Guild prize for humor for my short story "My Dream Date With Roger Ebert". I'm a regular contributor to the alternative news magazine Prairie Dog.
8 Stupid, Stupid Excuses Given By People Who Got Caught
You can't play the 'I got attacked by a grizzly bear' card that often.
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- By Chris Scott, Pete Smith, Israel SH, Julia Lange, Peter I. Santiago, Angel Summers, Tee Ngin Rui, Eric Nolff
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6 Famous Dead People Whose Corpses Couldn't Catch A Break
Spinning in your grave would be more dignified than this.
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- By Chris Scott, E. Reid Ross, Andrea Meno, Conor O'Brien, JMedorable, Christian Markle, RG Jordan
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The 5 Most Extreme Examples of Lying Your Way To The Top
The job market is tough.
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- By Pauli Poisuo, Chris Scott, E. Reid Ross, Tee Ngin Rui
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5 Reasons Growing Old In 2010's Is A Total Nightmare
Good news: People are living longer than ever. Bad news: what we just said.
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- By Chris Scott, Mike Bedard, S. Aslam
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The 5 Most Clever Ways People Made Hate Groups Look Stupid
This world of ours can be a terrible and hateful place. But there's something we can do to combat that toxicity: Mock it hilariously.
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- By Chris Scott, Nathan Murphy
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5 Old-Timey Movies That'd Be NC-17 Today
It's funny how we rewrite history to make the present look worse. Because that's simply just not the case.
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- By Chris Scott, Elorm Kojo Ntumy
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The 5 Most Misguided April Fools' Pranks of All Time
April Fools' Day is great in concept. The problem is that a very large portion of the population has no idea what a prank actually is, or how they work.
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- By Adam Wears, Chris Scott
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8 Celebrities With Unexpected Famous Relatives
Some blood connections between celebrities aren't so easy to spot, since they exist between people you'd probably never imagine being in the same room together, let alone getting drunk and having an argument on Thanksgiving.
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- By Chris Scott, Kelly Stone
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