Please observe this majestic work of nature, the deer hydra:
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That rotting husk on the right is the decomposing, decapitated head of a white-tailed buck, removed in battle by its rival and carried aloft in the victor's antlers as a warning to any who might challenge its dominance. The Kentucky Department of Fish and Wildlife Resources, inspired by the Viking-like scene of brutal combat prowess, reported the event on Facebook with unnerving gusto, observing, "It was truly a rare harvest!!!"
And this was not a fluke. A similar scenario played out near the bustling Mecca of Walhalla, North Dakota.
Jim Brown, via Duluth News TribuneKnown for its scenic views, friendly people, and nearby portal to Hell.
And here's an elk waving the remains of its vanquished foe around like the Predator:
Nativebob/RedditThe other reindeer wouldn't let Dexter join in their games, and this is the result.