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How to Deal With Jealousy [COMIC]
Especially if it's warranted.
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- By Scott Meyer
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- 102
7 Priceless Works of Art Ruined by Staggering Acts of Idiocy
Sometimes there's no good reason for losing valuable art. Sometimes you just have to chalk it up to blatant stupidity.
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- By Robin O'Lachlan
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- 697
6 Things Everyone Knows About Women (That Aren't True)
When women claim they're misunderstood, they're not kidding.
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- By Dave Easton
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- 2872
If Movie Characters Didn't Make Horrible Decisions
People in movies are bored to tears by the daily monster attacks and underdog miracles and high speed chases (though on the plus side, Social Security and pension funds wouldn't be in crisis because nobody ever reaches retirement). This begs the question: What crazy stories would boggle the minds of characters in movies?
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- By Christina H
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- 473
6 Iconic Jobs That Are Going Away Forever
It's hard to believe, but jobs that have been around since our birth are going the way of the buffalo.
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- By Sam Blitz
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- 952
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6 Real World Da Vinci Codes That Aren't Full of Crap.
There are, apparently, some fairly weird encoded messages that actual academic types have identified in a ways that seem fairly plausible.
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- By David A. Vindiola
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- 544
Perspective Man: The Hero America Deserves [COMIC]
In terms of social benefit, Batman's got nothing on this guy.
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- By Winston Rowntree
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- 407
6 Romantic Movie Gestures That Can Get You Prison Time
When done in real life, many of the tricks used by onscreen singletons to successfully woo potential lovers can get you put away for a long time.
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- By C. Coville
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- 908
How to Wallow in Unbridled Hedonism [COMIC]
Hedonism vs unbridled hedonism is a surprisingly crucial distinction.
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- By Scott Meyer
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- 164
6 Reasons The NFL Is The Trashiest Reality Show on TV
While, most football fans consider the reality/soap world of shows like The Hills and celebrity gossip to be the gayest thing ever, deep down those worlds are a lot closer than you'd think.
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- By Christina H
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- 534
Cracked Round-Up: James Joyce Edition
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- By CRACKED Staff
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- 11
The 6 Most Creative Abuses of Loopholes
Now, we're not saying that cheaters win. We're just saying... well actually we are saying that. You just have to be really good at it.
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- By Dan Seitz
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- 519
6 Insane True Stories Too Awesome for a Chuck Norris Movie
Any loser can disarm a villain with a fist, machete or well-crafted joke. But it takes a real MacGyver to disarm an opponent with nothing but his wits, fast reflexes and a rabid puppy.
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- By Paul K Pickett, Karl Smallwood
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- 500
5 Absurd (But Mind-Blowing) Pop Culture Conspiracy Theories
It's hard enough to make a good movie or TV show, but apparently some of the stuff you watch or listen to also contains secret hidden messages that only close examination will reveal. Or, at least, that's what countless conspiracy theorists around the internet would have us believe.
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- By Jacopo della Quercia
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- 1721
6 Reasons Dolemite Is The Most Awesomely Bad Movie Ever
It honestly might not be legal to make a film like this any more.
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- By Luke McKinney
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- 186