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Smokey The Bear: A Terrifying Origin Story [Man Comics]

For over fifty years, Smokey Bear has spread the message of forest fire safety. And every step of the way, a raccoon named Specs was there to make puns about it, to drop birthday cakes, to start stampedes, to trap everyone in caves and to of course start many, many forest fires. For some reason, Smokey Bear never did a damn thing about it. Well, Man Comics is about the change all that! Action! Thrillventures! Cockdickings! Nngaaah!!! Man Comics!

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