Smokey The Bear: A Terrifying Origin Story [Man Comics]
For over fifty years, Smokey Bear has spread the message of forest fire safety. And every step of the way, a raccoon named Specs was there to make puns about it, to drop birthday cakes, to start stampedes, to trap everyone in caves and to of course start many, many forest fires. For some reason, Smokey Bear never did a damn thing about it. Well, Man Comics is about the change all that! Action! Thrillventures! Cockdickings! Nngaaah!!! Man Comics!
Ok this is second only to Brockway's Zorklon article. "He is killed by cake every night in his dreams." What drugs is Seanbaby on? I want some of them.
ReplyI read this wondrous comic to the sound of a mosquito screaming on my bedroom floor as it died.
ReplyCombined, it was the single best thing I have ever experienced.
Hands down, this is the funniest thing on Cracked. I laugh to the point of tears every time.
ReplyHoly s**t. I went to Riverbend School, Athol Mass. WTF!!!!
ReplyChrist on a cracker, i *had* this comic as a child!!! Now my keyboard is covered in nostalgia and milk from laughing too hard. Another Seanbaby win.
ReplyHoly s**t that was hilarious. I am laughing so hard right now. I didn't even know Seanbaby was a Cracked writer until recently. I loved his "Rest of the Crap" columns in EGM, easily my favorite part of those magazines even if they were short. These articles are like that times a million.
Replybears in pants!? now I've seen everything
Replyhahaha freaking hilarious
I wish I lived on Action Ave in Facekick, KO.
ReplyDamnit, I waited too long to read this! Now I'm not going to have enough semen to read tomorrow's new Seanbaby article tomorrow... and if I try, it'll KILL me!
ReplyWell, at least I'll die doing something I love.
Please try.
Holy f**king s**t. Awesome.
ReplyHoly crap, too funny! I love you, Seanbaby.
ReplyPopsicle Pete... The void calls for him.
ReplyInsane Smokey+Popsicle Pete...
I thought that this was more creepy than funny. Maybe it's just me.
Replythis is a good thing
I can see that, in the proper context Seanbaby's stuff can be pretty dark, but its the context its put in that matters, as in he's taking some cute and innocent thing from a past generation and making the scenario horrible. Its funny when you think about how the writers would never see this coming
"Foul punning thing! Go f**k a time bear and itself somewhere else!" I just about pissed myself on that line.
ReplyNo doubt. That and the "infinite space" line had me laughing so hard. I'm glad I stopped reading these at work.
flrbl flrbl flrbl...holy s**t, i'm crying i'm laughing so hard. started a little slow, but damn! all hail Man Comics!
ReplyMy god...I loved it
ReplyI think my favorite part is the fine print in the "Presented by Man Comics Inc." part. Bravely hiding horse c**ks from sight w/their own mouths.... Pure awesome.
ReplyThe worst Man Comics so far? ...Maybe.
ReplyStill awesome? ...Yes, of course, this is Man Comics.
wow. what the...
Replyfunny.
scary.
i wish this were the real story of smokey.
Seanbaby is legitimately a master of diction.
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