The B-Movie Gimmick From The '60s (That We Want Back)

We’ve discussed William Castle here at Cracked, the all-time king of horror movie gimmicks. And among all his contrivances to get butts in theater seats to watch B-grade schlock, there's a particularly clever one used in one of his ‘best’ movies, Homicidal.

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For over fifty years, Smokey Bear has spread the message of forest fire safety. And every step of the way, a raccoon named Specs was there to make puns about it, to drop birthday cakes, to start stampedes, to trap everyone in caves and to of course start many, many forest fires. For some reason, Smokey Bear never did a damn thing about it. Well, Man Comics is about the change all that! Action! Thrillventures! Cockdickings! Nngaaah!!! Man Comics!

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Who the fuck are you? Where are you taking me? They feed me the mitk of My prey, thinking it will weaken me. SMOKEY'S ALBUM Get it off! It mocks natur
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Smokey The Bear: A Terrifying Origin Story
Smokey The Bear: A Terrifying Origin Story
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