We took whole articles, and then, using a USDA-inspected process, selected only the finest informational snouts and hooves and lovingly crafted the equivalent of fact hot dogs -- for you, the Internet. Share them with your unenlightened friends on social media -- or put them in your scrambled eggs.
They're satisfying and might even make you look smarter. We call them Crackedoids...click on the pics for more!
Viggo keeps it real, unlike a certain CGI Gollum.
The only acceptable option here would have been death by snu snu.