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Viggo keeps it real, unlike a certain CGI Gollum.
The only acceptable option here would have been death by snu snu.
In 1978, the "heavyweight champion of the ABA" went to Uganda - possibly as a mercenary. Then he disappeared without a damn trace.
It's not a talent that would turn Professor X's head, but still pretty cool there, Wiggler.
You're not off the hook on this one, sociopaths. Tearing a living thing in half is typically not beneficial or without consequences for that thing.
You don't make astonishing amounts of money without ending up a jerk in some way.
Even our most popular forms of entertainment can treat their employees like absolute trash.
The news spent weeks reporting on these giant scandals without bothering to mention the stupidest parts.
Well, this is ... bleakly hilarious.