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Viggo keeps it real, unlike a certain CGI Gollum.
The only acceptable option here would have been death by snu snu.
In 1978, the "heavyweight champion of the ABA" went to Uganda - possibly as a mercenary. Then he disappeared without a damn trace.
It's not a talent that would turn Professor X's head, but still pretty cool there, Wiggler.
You're not off the hook on this one, sociopaths. Tearing a living thing in half is typically not beneficial or without consequences for that thing.