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#3. Che Guevara and Fidel Castro Had Their Own NES Game

SNK Playmore

The NES game Guerrilla War was released in 1987, and while the U.S. version of the game left its premise ambiguous -- two unnamed rebels fight their way through a generic island country to defeat an evil king using only the power of their hearts and also their guns -- the Japanese version specified that the country is actually Cuba, and furthermore, that players 1 and 2 are Che Guevara and Fidel Castro, respectively. Yes, that Fidel Castro.

No, not the mouse with a heart full of yearning that came to the New World. That's Fievel.

No, not the one with the silver head. That's Destro.

We're talking about this guy:

Ricardo Stuckert
No, not antipasto! It's ... yeah, you get the point.

Yep. That's your hero, Player 2. For once, getting the broken controller looks like the least of your worries. It should be reiterated that the game came out in 1987, which was long after he stopped being known as "revolutionary hero Fidel Castro" and started being known as "repressive dictator Fidel Castro." Yet with a little rebranding, the game still carried the Nintendo Seal of Quality right here in America.

SNK Playmore
In Japan, Che got the cover and the whole game named after him.

There's a playthrough on YouTube if you want to watch perhaps the least accurate depiction of Castro's rise to power this side of Castro's autobiography. Go ahead, fire up some "Eye of the Tiger" and enjoy this video knowing that you're totally rooting for Che Guevara and Fidel Castro to devastate their enemies in the glorious name of communism.

#2. Rocky and Bullwinkle's Nemesis Was a Nazi SS Commander

NBC

The Rocky & Bullwinkle Show was a '60s cartoon about a squirrel and his dim-witted moose pal who are inexplicably targeted for assassination by an international Soviet spy syndicate. Look, everybody was really, really high for pretty much the whole decade. We're sure it seemed like a killer metaphor for the Cold War at the time.

NBC
The communists symbolized communism.

Kids watching the show probably just figured the Fearless Leader (the dude on the right) was wearing a ubiquitous "evil guy" uniform, but if you take a closer look at the style and insignias, he was a very specific variant of Evil Guy: a holdover from the Third Reich.

We're not sure why communist spies were taking orders from a Nazi, but really, there's a talking moose, and he's not just trying to stomp everybody to death all the time -- we're giving realism a bit of a pass here already. Still, isn't it a bit odd that Fearless Leader, who spoke with a German accent, was unmistakably wearing the uniform of the SS, down to the skull-and-crossbones hat?

via Gizmodo
You don't need encyclopedic World War II knowledge to recognize this.

And in the 2000 live-action movie, they straight up pin the Iron Cross to his lapel. They really, really want to make it clear that this guy is a ranking member of the Nazi Party, stopping just short of having Rocky hold him down while Bullwinkle carves a swastika into his forehead.

Universal Pictures
For you non-movie buffs, that's a Sound of Music reference.

It's not just that Fearless Leader is a stock Nazi character -- he may even be a specific Nazi. The scar on the left side of his face was the trademark of Otto Skorzeny, one of the chiefs of the SS during World War II.

via Alt History, NBC
Although if "evil scarred Nazi" didn't exist, we'd have to invent him.

And yes, Skorzeny survived the war and was still alive -- just hangin' around, doin' murderer stuff -- while Rocky & Bullwinkle was on the air. It's not unlikely that he watched the show. It is very unlikely that he rooted for Moose and Squirrel.

Hey, speaking of randomly inserting notorious war criminals into your children's cartoons ...

#1. Hitler. Hitler Everywhere.

Toei Animation

There's an episode of Hey Arnold! in which Arnold's grandpa tells him the story of the time he met Hitler on the battlefield and gave him a wedgie:

But that's not Hitler's only animated cameo: In an episode of Justice League titled "The Savage Time," the DC heroes are fighting a villain named Vandal Savage and there's a scene in which Martian Manhunter stumbles across an unnamed, familiarly mustachioed man frozen in a cryogenic chamber.

Cartoon Network
Good thing other scientists already stole and transplanted his brain.

In Dragon Ball Z: Fusion Reborn, the Earth comes under siege by a German-accented villain known as "The Dictator." While they took some flamboyant liberties with his outfit, it's not hard to guess who the short, effeminate purple guy was supposed to be.

Hint: It ain't Prince.

Toei Animation
But he does know what it sounds like when doves cry.

It's probably just a huge coincidence, but it is of interest to note that "The Dictator" does not appear in German, Hebrew, or French versions of the film. We wonder why that could be.

But the crown jewel of kid-friendly cartoon Hitlers has to be the Captain Planet episode "A Good Bomb Is Hard to Find," in which the villain Dr. Blight travels into the past to sell a nuclear bomb to ... well ...

Warner Bros. Television 
The ultimate ecovillain: someone with a nuke during World War II.

The episode makes no attempt to hide who this character, referred to as "The Fuhrer," is supposed to be, but they do try to skirt some controversy by upgrading his mustache to a badass Hulk Hogan number. It makes us wonder: What if Hitler had gone full handlebar? Would we still have won the war? Would burly ass bikers be rocking the toothbrush now? Such questions we must leave to the dust of history.


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Related Reading: Speaking of insane cameos, here's Tom Wolfe meeting the Hulk and Doc Strange. If you prefer your cameos with a side of "downright awful", here's Sam from Cheers in Saving Private Ryan. Not satisfied? Let's Up the ante with some cameos in Japanese ads.

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