Zany living situations are a staple of TV comedies, with wacky live-in friends, family members and super-sexy animals having thrilled pre-recorded laugh tracks for years. Of course, you're (probably) not a pre-recorded laugh track, meaning things might get a little weird if you had to actually move in with any of the following 10 characters. And by "weird," we mean that you'd (probably) get molested.
10LYNN BELVEDERE (Mr. Belvedere)
An elderly chap who immigrated to America specifically to make bitchy comments to elementary and high school students, Lynn Belvedere gets dressed up in a coat and tie to wash eight-year-old Wesley's underwear, and ends each day with a detailed diary entry about the children.
If You Moved In
"Hey, what are you doing in your room with the door locked. Mr. Belvedere?"
"Oh, nothing, just writing a lengthy journal entry about you youngsters."
"It sounds like you're weeping in there, Mr. Belvedere."
"Oh, Wesley… Wesley, Wesley, Wesley…"
9LARRY APPLETON (Perfect Strangers)
Live-in cousins Balki and Larry are socially awkward Chicago residents who struggle to interact with the opposite sex. Balki, at least, has a decent excuse: he's a recent immigrant from the fictional island nation of Mypos (i.e. Greece). Larry, on the other hand, was born and raised right there in Chicago, so your guess is as good as ours on that one.
If You Moved In
"Larry, I think it's hilarious how you and Balki are both interpersonal cripples who have no idea how to relate to people here in the States. Things must be pretty different over in Mypos."
"Um, I grew up five minutes from here."
"Say, how 'bout those Cubs?"