If You Moved In
"Hey, Cody, it's 20 below zero outside and there's a perfectly good guest bedroom in here that you could move into."
"Nah, I think I'll just stay with the RV if that's cool."
"I don't know-how about you come inside just for the night? You look cold, man."
"I SAID I NEED TO STAY IN MY RV I NEED TO STAY IN MY RV JUST LEAVE ME ALONE f**k!"
There are two possible scenarios that explain why Mork is a creepy roommate. Under the first, he's an alien from outer space and the authorities should be contacted immediately. Or, alternatively, he is a middle-aged record store employee who believes that he's an alien from outer space and the authorities should be contacted immediately.
But other than the alien thing, and if you can ignore the fact that he dresses like a gay circus clown, and behaves like a less funny version of the guy who does voices from Police Academy if that guy were white, hairy and on fistfuls of cocaine, Mork's really a chill guy.
If You Moved In
"Where'd you say you were from again, Mork?"
"Why, the planet Ork, of course! Mork from Ork!"
"Well, that's funny, because I just went onto Classmates.com, and it says here that your name is Steve and you're from Missouri."
"Mork from Ork! Mork from Ork! Who on Ork are all these men in white jackets? Are they friends of yours? Let go of me, Earthlings!"
TIM TAYLOR (Home Improvement)
It's one thing to share your home with someone who's always going through your belongings-maybe he's just concerned about you. But it's another for him to go through your s**t and inexplicably try to add high-horsepower motors to it whenever possible.