The 10 Best Jackass Skits of All-Time
10) Paper Cuts
Like most hotel parties, the Jackass crowd decided to sit around, drink some beers and torture each other in the most excruciating way imaginable. At the expense of an extra-crisp oversized envelope, Johnny Knoxville gets paper cuts in the webbing of his hands and his feet. If there is ever doubt, this sketch will prove to any naysayer that the Jackass guys are in fact, certifiably insane.
Highlight: Watching Steve-O take a paper cut on the edge of the mouth should be instituted as a form of torture in Third World countries.
9) Public Boner
This would be just like sophomore year geometry class, only instead of being painfully aware and ashamed of your boner, you were completely oblivious of it and liked using it for tactile purposes. Johnny Knoxville throws on some loose-fitting mesh basketball shorts, straps on a rubber dildo and goes to town.
Highlight: Knoxville rubbing his artificial junk all over a perplexed mechanic who pleads, "Take it easy my friend. No, no, no, no, take it easy!"
what about when johnny knoxville buys and then tries to return the bloodied pocket man ass from the first one. It was on the extras, but still that crap had me laughing for days.
ReplyObviously this list is too old for it, but that slomo scene with their camera guy getting shot in the face by a dildo cannon from the third movie is arguably their best work.
ReplyI think the highlight for #3 should be three of them going down at the same time and screwing themselves together.
Replywhat about the one with the "kidnapped", almost naked dude in the trunk of a car? that was pretty funny, or the one where margera fakes to be a cuffed criminal in a mini mart until the cops arrive and start questioning him and he doesn´t know what to respond, or the one where he plays a fleeing asylum inmate in a gas station? that dude in the family van almost gets a heart attack.
ReplyOne of my favorites is from Jackass 2 lol the one with Ehren of course...i think they called it terror taxi lol Ehren cussing his heart out in the trunk of the taxi lol priceless...not to mention the pubes on his face XD
I love the escaping asylum inmate the best!
solid list, but the public boner was the funniest thing to ever appear on television
ReplyNOT ONE VIDEO WORKS
ReplyOh come ON, Viacom! You did this with SNL and Robot Chicken, and now you're pulling the same crap with Jackass? Letting people watch clips of your show for free is a GOOD thing. It's called *publicity.*
ReplyViacom Tom-Cruise'd all the videos... :-(
ReplyNot one video worked. I am officially PISSED.
Replythe s**t in the toilet shop should be on here
ReplyBest part of the Butterbean skit was when Knoxville was on the floor and asked "Is Butterbean okay?"
Reply"Oh hey that part was extremely funny let's wat-" NOPE.
ReplyThe one where Bam decided he was going to kick Phil's ass all day was pretty awesome too.
ReplyA real classic. JackAss is one of those things people, years and years from now, will never be able to imitate. It's an immortal piece of humor. Although the flavor for funny here is definitely an acquired taste of sorts, it is still undeniable that what these awesome guys achieved are truly incredible/stupid/amazing/idiotic/genius/insane all at the same time.
Replyyou guys should've included the clip where they shove a dummy over a bridge and a car hits it and freaks out
Reply Hide All See All 3 Repliesfucking hilarious
That sounds like a scene from "The Good Son"
Haha, +1 awesome point for MattJoseph xD
I think that was a CKY stunt, not jackass....it was before Jackass I think...It was Bam and Dico doing it though lol
i know this was from the show and the first movie, but i think the best moment was from the second movie-
Replybam getting an (read: MANY) ass brand of a tiny erect cock.
i like the one where they get dry ice and walk through a crouded street in hazmat suits and drop a container with the dry ice so smoke pours out and they tell everyone to run like hell.
ReplyI have to say that Golf Course Air Horn is definitely one of my favourites. My other one is the simplest one they've done, but gets me everytime. In Jackass 2 where Steve-O jumps on the rake. So stupid. Yet so entertaining.
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