A paintball gun sharp-shooter nails Knoxville' crotch at point-blank range, and then just for fun, takes a pot shot at his leg.
5) Daddy and Baby
What' worse than losing your kid in a crowded mall? Leaving your kid on top your car, and driving away. Johnny Knoxville and "wife" Michelle Klepper, proud parents of a newborn plastic child, see what happens when they drive away from a parking lot with what looks to be an occupied baby carriage resting on top of their car. Highlight:
Mayhem breaks out when Knoxville drives out of a Home Depot parking lot. Several concerned pedestrians sprint after the SUV in a frantic panic and concern for the baby' well being. Suckers.
4) The Burglars
Bam Margera and Johnny Knoxville, disguised as diamond thieves, sabotage a small and peaceful office building. The two "burglars" come crashing through the ceiling of the office and land next to a couple of employees who are quietly at work.
After Margera and Knoxville make their crash landing, one startled employee takes off sprinting and doesn't stop until he' out of the office and half way down the block.
3) Office Chairs
In another typical day at the office, the Jackass
crew dresses up in full business suits with briefcases, and use half-pipe skate ramps and office chairs to engage in a full-contact office chair derby. It' a lot like playing chicken, except without the opportunity to move before the collision.