1 VS. 100
This show has nothing to do with attacks by gigantic hordes of ninjas, so please be aware of that when entering the studio, especially if you tend to travel with huge hordes of ninjas.
If things aren't going well, try falling down or hitting yourself in the crotch with a Wiffle Ball bat. By lifelong contractual obligation, Bob Saget is required to narrate it in an annoying, whiny voice.
If at any point you feel as though you do not understand the premise or purpose of this show, do not panic. Neither do the producers.
Be sure that the first thing you do when you see Penn Jillette is ask him where Teller is. He loves that.
Producers advise that you do not become confused and mistake the show for a godawful John Cusack movie in which all the characters are actually all the different aspects of a serial killer's psyche. And yes, we just spoiled the ending, but, honestly, you really did not want to see it anyway.
Oh, don't seem so shocked that the sweet-looking 19-year-old is actually a mother of three. She's clearly a whore.
Here's what we know: Somebody on that stage is a mime. We need you to figure it out so we can take him out back after the show and beat his fucking ass. We're counting on you, guy.