Just-Announced Recalls for Celebrity-Endorsed Products
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Phillip Seymour Hoffman's Bath Water
Product: Men's Cologne Retails For: $459.95 Description: "Hoffman's sweat, dander and sloughed-off skin particles present an unforgettable musk that commands attention in the boardroom and bedroom." Reason for Recall: When worn outside, product caused vicious unprovoked attacks on users by dogs and the elderly. 50 Cent's Junior Crack Dealer
Product: Cell Phone, Colt .45 & Crack Cocaine Playset Retails For: $29.99 Description: "Get rich or die tryin' with this fun and educational playset for the young entrepreneur." Reason for Recall: Cell phone presented choking hazard. Meat Loaf Brand Ribs for Her Pleasure
Product: Smoky Mesquite Flavored Latex Condoms Retails For: $8.99 Description: "Paradise by the dashboard light every time with these delicious rib-flavored condoms." Reason for Recall: Mild to severe genital swelling in some users; Meat Loaf's face on condoms found "unsettling" during intercourse. |
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CRACKED, wtf. You make fun of Scientology all the time and you have ads for them all over the place?? I've lost a lot of respect for you, CRACKED. I really have. Please take those ads down, they're embarrassing to all of us.
i know that the good reverend posted the comment like, 4 months ago, but really? that kind of talk is like your father saying something bout the a-team? but when aswann says it, its like "butt sexing" heston? and go back to school.
Holy f**k. Did you just call them on a gun identification error? That's like my Crazy ass vietnam vet dad arguing with the A-team reruns saying s**t like "those M2 grenades don't really work that way they..."That kind of talk makes it sound like you butt-sex Charleton Heston. Of course, you'll have to be the pitcher 'cause Charlie's dead. (s**t, too soon?)
Thats not a Colt .45 it is a Browning High Power...which fires a 9mm
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Yes, we are going to call them out on a gun identification error! That's a Browning Hi-Power. It was the gun in the glove compartment of the cop car Claire and Leon crashed in Resident Evil 2. It also comes in .40 S&W.