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Just-Announced Recalls for Celebrity-Endorsed Products

Phillip Seymour Hoffman's Bath Water

Product: Men's Cologne

Retails For: $459.95

Description:

"Hoffman's sweat, dander and sloughed-off skin particles present an unforgettable musk that commands attention in the boardroom and bedroom."

Reason for Recall:

When worn outside, product caused vicious unprovoked attacks on users by dogs and the elderly.

50 Cent's Junior Crack Dealer

Product: Cell Phone, Colt .45 & Crack Cocaine Playset

Retails For: $29.99

Description:

"Get rich or die tryin' with this fun and educational playset for the young entrepreneur."

Reason for Recall:

Cell phone presented choking hazard.

Meat Loaf Brand Ribs for Her Pleasure

Product: Smoky Mesquite Flavored Latex Condoms

Retails For: $8.99

Description:

"Paradise by the dashboard light every time with these delicious rib-flavored condoms."

Reason for Recall:

Mild to severe genital swelling in some users; Meat Loaf's face on condoms found "unsettling" during intercourse.

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