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Just-Announced Recalls for Celebrity-Endorsed Products
Phillip Seymour Hoffman's Bath Water
Product: Men's Cologne Retails For: $459.95 Description: "Hoffman's sweat, dander and sloughed-off skin particles present an unforgettable musk that commands attention in the boardroom and bedroom." Reason for Recall: When worn outside, product caused vicious unprovoked attacks on users by dogs and the elderly. 50 Cent's Junior Crack Dealer
Product: Cell Phone, Colt .45 & Crack Cocaine Playset Retails For: $29.99 Description: "Get rich or die tryin' with this fun and educational playset for the young entrepreneur." Reason for Recall: Cell phone presented choking hazard. Meat Loaf Brand Ribs for Her Pleasure
Product: Smoky Mesquite Flavored Latex Condoms Retails For: $8.99 Description: "Paradise by the dashboard light every time with these delicious rib-flavored condoms." Reason for Recall: Mild to severe genital swelling in some users; Meat Loaf's face on condoms found "unsettling" during intercourse. |
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Thats not a Colt .45 it is a Browning High Power...which fires a 9mm
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reverend357
Holy Fuck. Did you just call them on a gun identification error? That's like my Crazy ass vietnam vet dad arguing with the A-team reruns saying shit like "those M2 grenades don't really work that way they..."That kind of talk makes it sound like you butt-sex Charleton Heston. Of course, you'll have to be the pitcher 'cause Charlie's dead. (shit, too soon?)