Just-Announced Recalls for Celebrity-Endorsed Products

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[subtitle]Product: Men's Cologne

Retails For: $459.95

Description:

"Hoffman's sweat, dander and sloughed-off skin particles present an unforgettable musk that commands attention in the boardroom and bedroom."

Reason for Recall:

When worn outside, product caused vicious unprovoked attacks on users by dogs and the elderly.

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Product: Smoky Mesquite Flavored Latex Condoms

Retails For: $8.99

Description:

"Paradise by the dashboard light every time with these delicious rib-flavored condoms."

Reason for Recall:

Mild to severe genital swelling in some users; Meat Loaf's face on condoms found "unsettling" during intercourse.

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