24 Things You Really Need People To Stop Bragging About

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Thanks to social media, literally everyone can share every passing thought with the world. And quite a few of those thoughts seem to involve bragging, both humble and otherwise. The thing is, a bafflingly large amount of boasts are about things no sane person should be proud of. We asked our readers to name the most annoying examples.

The winner is below, but first, the runners-up:

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Entry by PookieJones

Exaggerating one's tidiness and boasting about having OCD is silly. Real OCD is crippling, no person should wish it upon themselves. CRAGKEDOOM

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

I am proud to be from (insert state or country)! UnLeSS you directly contribute to the culture or economy of your state or country, I don't really s

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Entry by TopTenMe

HON People party in the streets when their local sports team wins a big game- They shout We did it! 37 In reality they didn't do anything. A bunch o

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Entry by kiwijesus

SOME PEOPLE LOVE TO BRAG ABOUT HOW MUCH HOT SAUCE THEY CAN HANDLE. SOYOU'VE HAD THE ULTRA-HOT PAINFUL DEATH INSANITY SAUCE? AND ITTOTALLY WASN'T EVEN

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Entry by ChevySpoons

You watch DVDs? Still? I haven't watched a DVD in years. I only stream now. DYD NETFLIX Why does it matter how entertainment is delivered, as long a

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People who brag about not voting are infuriating. VOTE Even if you think both candidates suck, you can find at least ONE issue that you think is impor

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Entry by JarOCats

SSIZZE IS NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. BUT IT'S NOTHING TO BE PROud OF, EITHER.

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Bragging about how you already watched a movie before it hits the market isn't impressive. It's illegal. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by PookieJones

don't understand people who brag about not owning a television. Not having a TV set doesn't automatically make a person an intellectual.

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

Bragging about not doing a popular thing bkeNey I'M WITH STUPID does not make you smart or special. CRACKED COM

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TOLCHNAS 5C L IFFEN JAME SON rdOnt F JeB Ohy MICHAE COLLIINS People love to boast about how much liquor it takes for them to get drunk, and it never m

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Entry by Wyrmologist

THERE IS NOTHING CUTE ABOUT NOT KNOWING HOW TO COOK. Not only is cooking basic skill a that everyone should know, but anyone worth your while who tast

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Entry by Mihailocukk

Living in a HIGH APARTMENT anybody a make doesn't BEING! HIGHER

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Entry by Buttersnix

BRAGGING ABOUT HOW MUCH THEY WORK. NO don't care how many hours you worked last week YES I know how much vacation you've accrued PLEASE stop sending m

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Entry by PookieJones

Got blackout drunk? making Congrats on as$ of yourself. an

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Entry by munagam07

People who go on about the success of their family members. Ok, your relatives that we don't know are successful, how about you? CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

I don't give a f**k about anything! Yeah, we get it. You're a sociopath. CRACKED.COM

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CRACKED We've all heard someone boast that they can watch the most shocking shock video without being disturbed. Being unaffected by absolutely disgus

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Entry by Wyrmologist

You don't watch this popular show All right, cool. Just don't act like we should be amazed. After all, that is one less thing we have in common, and w

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Entry by The_MoHan

CRACKEDCO COM *This* guy. BRO: NO one CARES THAT COLD WEATHER DoeSN'T BOTHER you.

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Entry by Ka-ga-mi

Bragging about how you trolled or triggered someone is not praiseworthy, just obnoxious. CRACKED.COM

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

People love to say things like, Oh yeah? I read the source material CRACKEDCON before it was even a movie. And then act as proud as if they were the

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Entry by 2017hannah

I can't stand people Self Righteous who act like it's a virtue to have no time to watch tv. SAMSENG CRACKEDCON

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Entry by T. S. Obiech

OH, YOU DON'T TAKE SICK DAYS? YOU THINK YOU SHOULD BE COMMENDED FOR YOUR TOUGHNESS AND DEDICATION? THANKS FOR SPREADING YOUR GERMS AROUND... JERK!