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Finding a career in life can be tough. Jobs society deems "acceptable" may pay the bills, but they can be super monotonous and unfulfilling.
Well, it's time to quit that rat race and go do some crazy shit for money.
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Help yourself to a steaming plate of truth.
It's kind of a pain, being kind of a big deal.
You know that thing that famous show is supposedly all about? Never happens.
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RIP: Your childhood.