22 Amazing Things You Can Actually Buy (If You’re Rich AF)

Are you having trouble finding a great gift for that special someone in your life? Well, look no further than the Cracked 2016 Holiday Gift Guide. This stuff may look pricey, but just remind yourself that now's not the time to be a real humbug about dropping $20,000 on the people you love.

So get that credit card ready, and let's dive in!

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Entry by Maclise

CRACKED COM TOPGUN For that special someone who can't let go Of 30 year old action movies. Gold Ray-Ban Aviators with green lenses-$150 Replica Maveri

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Entry by Maclise

Pokemon fans will love this $450 near ife-sized Snorlax plush. Just make sure to keep a Poke Flute handy!

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Entry by mkad

For the history fan, CRACKED cO a hand signed letter from French and American hero Gilbert du Motier Marquis de Lafayette, a leader in both of their r

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MAYBE YOU HAVE A FRIEND WHO HAS SEEN THE CAPTAIN AMERICA AND AVENGERS MOVIES MORE TIMES THAN IT'S GOOD FOR THEM. OR WHO, ON THE CONTRARY, IS A COMIC B

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Entry by PookieJones

FOR THE DIEHEARD ENGLISH MAJOR: william Shakespeare's Comedies, Histories and Tragedies published in 1632, souist maso ne: Muemgo c Po YE C ti y T r

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Entry by kidavalon

Have you ever thought, My life is great, but it would be better if owned a giant rock of dinosaur poop? These are called coprolite, and giant specim

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Entry by OttosJacket

Montegrappa This Italianluxury goods firm offers Fine Writing Instruments for the drug kingpin in your life. The My Guardian Angel series comes in

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Entry by Kalli

For the space fanatic/ski buff on your list, painter and Apollo 12 astronaut Alan Bean offers this portrait of Apollo 17 astronaut Dr. Jack Schmitt tr

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

Got a friend who's a big Star Wars fan and also expecting a baby? Introducing... MB&F + Reuge's Music Machine 3 It's a TIE Fighter-shaped music box wh

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FOR THE ULTIMATE BATMAN FAN: 1966 BATMOBILE REPLICA... $249,99 THE DARK KNIGHT BATSUIT REPLICA... $1999 A PERSONAL BUTLER... $1000-+ WEEK CRai

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Entry by PookieJones

YOU CAN TURN YOUR FRIEND INTO A TIME LORD with a 1Oth Doctor coat... SIho 80X POLICE HC and a full-size TARDIS replicao 7O GRAU

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

CRACKEDCO PRIMA Bestow upon your favorite movie buff a gift that keeps on giving (at your expense). Get them a Prima Cinema device that streams films

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Entry by RainbowCrash

For just $14,600, you can get CRACKED a hyper-realistic Formula 1 car in 1/4th scale! V-Power Santander 612 MQHLE Santander ITTEVY WERENA UDS Fros San

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FOR THE ULTIMATE AVENGERS FAN: IRON MAN SUIT- $2,699 MIOLNIR9 $399.99 CAP'S SHIELD $299 NICK FURY'S DUSTER-$499.99 YOUR FANBOY FRIEND COULD LOOK LIKE

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Entry by ay-oh-river

HAMMOCRAFT this hammock raft type thing is best for meandering down slow rivers and holds 2 to 6 people $2,595.00 TOWER CRACKED COM

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Want to help kids keep with your up the Kardashians? Gucci Diaper Bagi 490 Hermes Rocking Horse $4 25 Balmain Dress: $3.100 Dolce Gabbana Burberry Bea

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Entry by deathpod

WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!! 18x24 poster signed by Joel Hodgson. $250 Life-sized. fully functioning replicas of Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot, $725 (+ Oshi

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Entry by Andrea Meno

Make the Trump fan in your life even happier with this gold-plated iPhone 7 featuring Trump's unsmiling face. a Only 197,000 rubles (or approximately

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Entry by deathpod

IETALLICF ALLIC LEVI'S TRUCKER JEAN JACKET $89.50 MISFITS CLASSIC SKULL T-SHIRT $15.99 ARIA PRO ll CLIFF BURTON SIGNATURE BASS 4,868 IT'S 70' A LEVI'

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Entry by BRWombat

Do you have lots of money and an avid golfer you love but don't want to see for a while? For only $31500 or SO, you can send him on a 100-day tour by

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Entry by PookieJones

FOR TE ARR? POTTER RANB Wizard's chess set... $395 Trip to London with a studio tour and a visit to Hogwarts... $21.150 Nimbus s72 2001... $299

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Entry by Chan Teik Onn

LORD ingmAr CRACKEDC THE COM OF RINGS THE Looking to spoil your favorite LOTR fan? Look no further! The One Ring in Jong 1Ok solid gold with Elvish Ru

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