All The Ways Buying Stuff Is Pointlessly Aggravating

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Why does the world have to make it so difficult for us to waste our hard-earned cash? Instead of being straightforward transactions, we're nearly always bombarded with a bunch of extraneous bullshit that delays us in flushing our money down the toilet.

Things like:

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Even when I buy something simple, the clerk asks me for a ton of personal info. My name, my email, my zip code, etc. 1Y It's like, I don't need a ride

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I hate buying women's jeans from different stores Store Size American 4 Eagle Kohl' s 7 Maurices 28 H&M 6 Finding the right size shouldn't feel like I

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As a chubby man, shopping for clothes is a major pain. can never find what I like in regular stores. XL esree CASUBL either have to MRIL MAE KAT shop


HDROY Every term when I go to buy books, my school's bookstore has some new nonsense afoot. Last term we Weren't allowed to touch the books until we p

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In every mall, there is always that one pathway infested by aggressive mall kiosk guys who will chase after you if you make eye contact with them. CRA

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Thanks to brands using models with unbelievable figures, low-quality fabrics, and inaccurate sizing... ...I can no longer buy clothes online without t

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After spending hours carefully selecting the items O want to buy there is nothing worse than pressing the checkout button and finding that my entire s

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It pisses me off when I want to buy something online, but it's only available for in-store pickup. I can't go to the store in the first place, that's

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I absolutely loathe customer surveys. SURVEY lull I DIDN'T FART MY ASS BLEW YOU A KISS I only bought that stupid mug to piss off my uptight roommate.

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I hate when price tags end in .99 like I'11 surely celebrate that one cent I didn't spend. On Sale ONSALTE DOLE Intel Core i7 Processor Computer Mo

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I hate going to a clothing store where the staff will tail me me around every corner.

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I know why they rearrange things in supermarkets, but I'm a stick-to-the-list kind of buyer, and I hate having to retrace my steps three times when th

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Returning online purchases is a real hassle. Return Exchange I usually wind up fixing the thing myself rather than spending days trying to get an exch

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You need to deter shoplifters, I get it, but can you at least leave the testers out? aUM N'5 CHANEL AIS MANSUM N'9 CHANEL I'd like to see if I like th

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I have grown suspicious of online discount offers. I'm tired of taking advantage of a 50% discount... % O ...only to realize that the discounted value